The only thing sexier than two vegan pizzas is sharing them with two sexy vegans. We vegans are much sexier than carnists for the following reasons:
1. Vegans have greater blood flow to all our parts because plants do not have cholesterol. That means harder erections and stronger orgasms for both men and women (yes, female sexual organs also become erect when excited ).
2. Vegans have more stamina because plant digestion is quick and easy.
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